Dreams
Dream #1
Condaleeza Rise announced to the world, live on television, that plans on retiring from politics. She tells us that she’s decided that she’s going to start a school for Gifted Patriots. This school, she tells us, will be used to train a team of elite teenagers whose mission would be to eliminate terrorism in North America. This news is met with mixed reactions.

Dream #2
Patrick Stewart and Warren Ellis are hosting Open Mike sans Mike Bullard. Both are quadrapaligics strapped into a futuristic wheelchair. When asked what happened to them, Ellis lights a cigarette with the help of his robotic arm and tells the audience that this was how he vacationed. Stewart wows the audience with his Spider Jerusalem impression despite his lack of mobility.